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Posts in category "Epic Fail"

I Won the Illinois Lottery

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Well, sort of. I have two rules about the lottery: Rule #1 Don’t play. The odds are 1 in 177 million respectively. I realized that I had better odds winning a cheap stuffed animal playing that hook machine at Chuck E. Cheese than winning the lottery. Rule #2 If I do play, I can only... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
March 31, 2012 at 4:17 pm
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This is Not a Good Week to have a Penis

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Two incidents have occurred this week that have me praising the fact that I do not have a penis. Incident 1: Not so Glorious Hole According to Metro UK, a drunken Cambodian man (Phnom Penh) suffered a lacerated penis when he decided to relieve himself through a hole in a fence. On the other side of... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
July 13, 2011 at 4:29 am
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Newsweek's Creepy Tribute to Princess Diana: Twitter, Botox, & Jetsetting

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The award for the most tactless, creepy cover goes to Newsweek for their “Princess Diana if she were alive today” cover. Princess Di’s 50th Birthday is the purported inspiration for this Enquirer-esque article. I am just shocked that Newsweek would stoop to the level of a tabloid magazine. Here’s a snippit of their “tribute” to... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
June 28, 2011 at 1:58 pm
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15 Random Things to Give Trick-or-Treaters

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Image via Wikipedia When you’re a child, you always remember the houses that give you the full candy bars, the taffy apples, or the crappy candy (e.g. salt water taffy–what?) on Halloween. Why not go down in trick-or-treating hall of fame by giving this year’s trick-or-treaters obscure treats.  Best part is, now you don’t have a... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 30, 2010 at 3:40 pm
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Rent is Too Damn High Party--finally a political message that doesn't annoy the crap out of you

I cannot wait until November 2nd. I am so sick of watching the cornucopia of political smear campaigns; receiving endless pre-recorded phone calls; and dodging volunteers ambushing me on street corners to “sign their petitions or vote for <insert politician here>.  My threshold of tolerance is waning. Can any of these politicians exercise anything different than the... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
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Give your kid fastfood? You might as well just give them heroin

Give your kid fastfood? You might as well just give them heroin
Child obesity is occurring in staggering numbers. How could it not when these fast food places offer treats in their cheap meals? This PSA takes a dramatic stance on stopping child obesity in this video where a mother preps her toddler to be shot up with heroin Fast food can’t be as bad as heroin... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
October 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
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Sesame Shore: Jersey Shore Meets Sesame Street

Something to brighten up your Monday … ... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 27, 2010 at 2:10 am
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Octomom Auctioning Off Pregnancy Panties at her Garage Sale

Octomom Auctioning Off Pregnancy Panties at her Garage Sale
Octomom, never a stranger to publicity stunts has pulled out all the stops this time: a garage sale at her home, 2051 Madonna Avenue, La Habra, CA  90631 (yes she gave out her home address) on September 25, 2010. The press release exclaims: Bring your family and friends to a fun, family day you don’t want... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 25, 2010 at 1:04 pm
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Public Schools: Teaching kids to grab the world by the short and curly's?!

Public Schools: Teaching kids to grab the world by the short and curly's?!
Public schools are so great because they teach children to grab the world by the “short and curly’s”.  What’s the best thing about a public school? Pubes probably would not be the first thing that came to mind … But, in Southbend Indiana, a public school sign attempted to point out the “15 best things... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm
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FBI: Man plotted to bomb Wrigleyville night spots after Dave Matthews Concert

A Northwest Side man has been charged with plotting to bomb a strip of crowded Wrigleyville night spots around the time people were leaving a Dave Matthews concert at the ballpark over the weekend. Read the rest of the story here... Read more »
By janeofalltrades,
September 20, 2010 at 4:28 pm
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