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Talk dirty, hide bodies, & contemplate life with Siri Assistant

For all you iPhone junkies out there, SIRI Assistant is pretty amazing, right? If I want pizza places open at 5 am in Podunk Mississippi, bamn, there's 10 places that immediately pop up. If I need a taxi, I just ask SIRI for taxis in my area, shazaam! The options are endless.

Well, while those are obviously useful ways to use Siri, let's not overlook the entertainment value that SIRI provides. In particular, I am obsessed with the snarky responses I get from SIRI when I say something offensive, sexual, creepy, etc.

The fun begins as soon as Siri says, "How can I help you?" From bank robberies to avoiding douche bags to finding bridges to jump off--nothing seems out of reach for Siri to find.

So ... two hours later, and I had about 70 different Siri-isms from our banter.

To view my complete procrastination, check out: AreUSIRIOUS.com

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