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I Won the Illinois Lottery

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Well, sort of. I have two rules about the lottery: Rule #1 Don’t play. The odds are 1 in 177 million respectively. I realized that I had better odds winning a cheap stuffed animal playing that hook machine at Chuck E. Cheese than winning the lottery. Rule #2 If I do play, I can only... Read more »
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March 31, 2012 at 4:17 pm
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Waiting for Joe Paterno to Die: A Story of Bull Sh*t Journalism

Waiting for Joe Paterno to Die: A Story of Bull Sh*t Journalism
Did you hear that Joe Paterno died? Yesterday, several journalists nationwide participated in a game of “adult” telephone. This situation resembled a typical game of telephone where the ending message is completely different than the beginning message. Only this time, the original message was also wrong and I’m referring to  esteemed news outlets, not kindergartners... Read more »
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January 22, 2012 at 6:54 am
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12 ways to tie a scarf

It’s scarf and mitten season, here’s some different ways to change up your scarves in a cozy-chic kind of way Source: scarves.net via Nora Kate on Pinterest... Read more »
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December 10, 2011 at 1:23 am
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GUILTY! Dr. Conrad Murray Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter

GUILTY! Dr. Conrad Murray Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter
Image via Wikipedia Verdict A little after 2 yeaars after Michael Jackson’s mysterious death, Dr. Conrad Murray has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. After 49 witnesses and over 400 pieces of evidence, the jurors finally came up with a unanimous verdict. What is the charge of involuntary manslaughter? Involuntary manslaughter is the unlawful killing... Read more »
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November 7, 2011 at 3:18 pm
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Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce

Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce
A Timeline of their whirlwind romance and its demise Kim K and Chris Humphries get engaged last May after a whole  6 months of dating Kimmy K ties the knot: 72 days ago, August 20, 2011 Kim’s Fairytale Wedding aires on E: Three weeks ago Kim Kardashian files for divorce: Today. Kimmy K’s “Fairytale” Wedding... Read more »
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October 31, 2011 at 1:21 pm
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Talk dirty, hide bodies, & contemplate life with Siri Assistant

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For all you iPhone junkies out there, SIRI Assistant is pretty amazing, right? If I want pizza places open at 5 am in Podunk Mississippi, bamn, there’s 10 places that immediately pop up. If I need a taxi, I just ask SIRI for taxis in my area, shazaam! The options are endless. Well, while those... Read more »
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October 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm
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Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant? Or ... are we all just jerks?

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Is Jessica Simpson preggers or is she just enjoying southern food a little too much? Everyone is talking about the noticeable baby bump and a plumper than usual Simpson. Speculations and preliminary reports indicate that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her fiance Eric Johnson‘s baby. Rumor has it that she signed a deal with OK... Read more »
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October 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm
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High Winds knock down Morton's Salt Girl Sign Leaving Chicagoans Salty

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Indian summer in Chicago is officially over. Last week we enjoyed weather topping out near 80 degrees. Just a few days later,  Chicago would get 1 1/2 inches of rain dumped on it, bushwacked with 45 mph winds and 60 mph wind gusts. The Morton’s Salt Girl sign was ripped off in Mother Nature‘s tantrum... Read more »
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October 19, 2011 at 8:29 pm
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Disposable Husbands: A better return policy than Nordstroms?

We have disposable water bottles, contacts, and just about everything else. Why shouldn’t one have the option to have a disposable husband or wife? On one hand, it could be argued that dating is just trying on the other person to see if they fit. While on the other hand, should something as serious as... Read more »
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October 11, 2011 at 7:58 am
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Shake your tail feather: The low down on hair feathers

Hair Accessories at Swell  The first time I saw someone with one of those clip-on hair feathers, I was in the elevator of my apartment building. I was running late, and her cheesing to her iPhone made me want to rip that feather out of her hair. Aside from this girl and my bad day... Read more »
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October 10, 2011 at 8:03 am
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