Posts tagged "kim kardashian"

An imagined meeting between Bette Davis and Kim Kardashian

An imagined meeting between Bette Davis and Kim Kardashian
A hush falls over the landscape of California. Two blurred forms walk down Sunset Boulevard. California often feels as if its stuck in some permanent existential crisis, the old mingling with the new in a constant twisted ballet. The first figure is stocky, big-boned, often frowning (or, shall I say, has a “resting bitch face”?),... Read more »

Hello, my name is Steven and I'm fearlessly addicted to Italian Beef (ChicagoNow's Evening Blogapalooz-Hour: Volume XXXIV)

Hello, my name is Steven and I'm fearlessly addicted to Italian Beef (ChicagoNow's Evening Blogapalooz-Hour: Volume XXXIV)
How many of us lucky Chicagoans have been able to pull up to a Portillo’s or Al’s on any given day and sink our teeth into the glorious creation that is an Italian Beef? That exquisite combination of roast beef stewed in its own juices and excretions for hours, sliced until its paper thin, and served... Read more »

The idiocy of youth and the ignorance of reality or "Pokemon GO! TO HELL"

The idiocy of youth and the ignorance of reality or "Pokemon GO! TO HELL"
My dad never misses an opportunity to chide me about my fascination with Pokemon as a youth. I spent a small fortune on cards, games, stuffed animals, fast food giveaways, books, movies, and candy simply because it bore the branding of Pokemon. I even bought twenty Lunchables, because they had Pokemon cut-out cards inside and... Read more »
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