Three Haiku that describe my view of the world (at the moment, that is...)

Three Haiku that describe my view of the world (at the moment, that is...)


Kids, Kids, Everywhere

Babies running in my pathway

Thank god for condoms.



The President is a

Bright orange orangutan.  

Pass me the vodka.



Through babies and Trump

One thing remains a constant:

All hail Ms. Meryl Streep!


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  • Here is a question:
    What kind of prophylactic
    Will shield us from Trump?

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