Monday Night Football's Halftime Show is Television Cancer

With the departure of the sentient Chucky doll known as Jon Gruden, ESPN decided to give Monday Night Football a complete makeover. The MNF team now consists of play-by-play by Joe Tessitore, analysts by Jason Witten and Booger McFarland, and sideline reporter Lisa Salters. So far the biggest letdown has been Jason Witten. He’s very stiff on camera and just doesn’t... Read more »

I'm a Veteran and I Hate the NFL

Ever since I was little I’ve always loved my Chicago Bears. It doesn’t matter to me that they’ve constantly let me down and last year attempted to start a human-giraffe hybrid at quarterback. I love them anyway. It’s the same love a father has for a son who constantly disappoints him. But the NFL, and Rodger... Read more »

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is Pure Genius

Back in 2009 Kevin James introduced us to the completely unoriginal, unfunny, and mean spirited character that is Paul Blart Mall Cop. The original film, despite being critically panned, went on to make over $146 million at the box office. So, naturally, they had to make a sequel. It somehow took over 6 years for them... Read more »
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Adam Sandler Please Stop

Over a year ago I started a podcast called “Adam Sandler Please Stop” with my friend Marie Maloney. It’s a podcast where we watch every Adam Sandler movie in order of theatrical release and rank them as we go. Marie and I both started out as pretty big Sandler fans. We thought, sure, he’s had... Read more »

Jacksonville Jaguars New Uniforms Analysis

NOTE: This is just my initial analysis of the uniform and my thoughts will probably change once I see them in action on the field. PRESENTATION NOTES So I watched the whole presentation on the Jaguars website and couldn’t help but notice how defensive they were about the new uniforms before they were even officially... Read more »

How To Cancel Your Xsport Fitness Membership

So you’ve found a better gym, your moving, or you’ve just decided to accept your fatness. It doesn’t matter the reason, it’s still a pain to cancel your Xsport Fitness membership. For a company that has their members do everything online it’s pretty clear that Xsport makes it purposefully difficult to cancel your membership in... Read more »
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Kanye West's New Song is Genius

For those of you who don’t know, Kanye West released a new song this week and a lot of people are upset about it. It’s called “Lift Yourself”, but most people are calling it “Woop Diddy Scoop” or “Scoop Poop” or “Oh my god what is this”. Personally I love the song so I decided... Read more »

Tennessee Titans New Uniform

Three teams are scheduled to reveal new uniforms this offseason and up first are the Tennessee Titans. A team that I put into my “Bad” category when discussing them. So I was really excited that they were going to change things up. This was the uniform that I was most looking forward to because I... Read more »

NFL Uniform Analysis - Part 6 (The Grand & Wonderful)

PART 1 – PART 2 – PART 3 – PART 4 – PART 5 Welcome to the 6th and final post in my 2017 Uniform Analysis. All the teams in this category have a strong brand that is clearly presented with their uniform set. Not every uniform on this list is perfect, none are, but to me these are all... Read more »
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NFL Uniform Analysis - Part 5 (The Great)

PART 1 – PART 2 – PART 3 – PART 4 Does anyone even read this part or do they just skip to the individual analysis? I don’t care I’ll write stuff here anyways. Below are teams that I feel have fantastic brand identities and uniforms with great structure, use of color, and unique design choices. Most of them have... Read more »