Why Dogs Roll in Dead Things

I’ve been spending a lot more time around dogs lately. I’m at the point in my life where my friends will either start having kids or just get a dog instead. So, I’ve been to a lot of random dog parks and I’ve observed quite a lot of weird dog behavior. While at a dog... Read more »

Did Adam Sandler Steal This Song?

After I posted my review of Adam Sandler’s new Netflix comedy special, 100% Fresh, I received an email from a reader saying that Sandler had actually stolen material and they had proof. In the special Sandler performs many short songs and one of the best is “Phone, Wallet, Keys”. A song about the three items... Read more »

Adam Sandler's New Netflix Special is not 100% Fresh

Adam Sandler’s first comedy special in over 20 years was released on Netflix last night and unfortunately it’s an overproduced mess. It’s filled with missed opportunities, Sandler giving up on jokes, and so many harsh cuts it feels like an hour long music video. Below are notes that I took during my viewing session along with... Read more »
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2018 Monday Night Football is Straight Garbage

With the departure of the sentient Chucky doll known as Jon Gruden, ESPN decided to give Monday Night Football a complete makeover. The MNF team now consists of play-by-play by Joe Tessitore, analysts by Jason Witten and Booger McFarland, and sideline reporter Lisa Salters. So far the biggest letdown has been Jason Witten. He’s very stiff on camera and just doesn’t... Read more »

I'm a Veteran and I Hate the NFL

Ever since I was little I’ve always loved my Chicago Bears. It doesn’t matter to me that they’ve constantly let me down and last year attempted to start a human-giraffe hybrid at quarterback. I love them anyway. It’s the same love a father has for a son who constantly disappoints him. But the NFL, and Rodger... Read more »

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is Pure Genius

Back in 2009 Kevin James introduced us to the completely unoriginal, unfunny, and mean spirited character that is Paul Blart Mall Cop. The original film, despite being critically panned, went on to make over $146 million at the box office. So, naturally, they had to make a sequel. It somehow took over 6 years for them... Read more »

Adam Sandler Please Stop

Over a year ago I started a podcast called “Adam Sandler Please Stop” with my friend Marie Maloney. It’s a podcast where we watch every Adam Sandler movie in order of theatrical release and rank them as we go. Marie and I both started out as pretty big Sandler fans. We thought, sure, he’s had... Read more »

Jacksonville Jaguars New Uniforms Analysis

NOTE: This is just my initial analysis of the uniform and my thoughts will probably change once I see them in action on the field. PRESENTATION NOTES So I watched the whole presentation on the Jaguars website and couldn’t help but notice how defensive they were about the new uniforms before they were even officially... Read more »

How To Cancel Your Xsport Fitness Membership

So you’ve found a better gym, your moving, or you’ve just decided to accept your fatness. It doesn’t matter the reason, it’s still a pain to cancel your Xsport Fitness membership. For a company that has their members do everything online it’s pretty clear that Xsport makes it purposefully difficult to cancel your membership in... Read more »

Kanye West's New Song is Genius

For those of you who don’t know, Kanye West released a new song this week and a lot of people are upset about it. It’s called “Lift Yourself”, but most people are calling it “Woop Diddy Scoop” or “Scoop Poop” or “Oh my god what is this”. Personally I love the song so I decided... Read more »