So I stop by the grocery store to pick up dinner and a few odds and ends....
*PRODUCE SECTION: A gentleman approaches me and introduces himself to me as Jim. He proceeds to ask me if I'm involved with anyone because he said I was beautiful. WOW! What a nice thing to say to someone out of the blue who's feeling a bit sweaty and hot. I politely say thanks for the compliment and direct my attention to the cucumbers. He also just happens to be standing there.
*CEREAL AISLE: Jim passes me in the aisle, winks and smiles. I smile back as I scan the aisle for my Honet Nut Cheerios. He asked me again if I could reconsider so he can take me to dinner. Even if I was attracted to him him, he's way too much. He happens to be looking at Honey Nut Cheerios, too. Wow! What a coincidence.
*AIR FRESHENER AISLE: While immersed in a lavender scented coma, I was immediately startled by a voice. Take a guess whose voice it was. Stalker boy now informs me that I smell better than any air freshener out there. His words were like fainting salts sobering me up after fast spill to the floor. I didn't turn to look at him because the point of being nice is over. I'm ready to find someone and tell them that I'm having a problem. I'm so grossed out and a bit afraid.
*HAIR PRODUCTS AISLE: I'm frantically looking for my shampoo, even though my eyes are darting around for an employee. I can't find one so I was heading toward the register to find someone...anyone. OMG! He turned the corner as I was trying to plan my escape. I turned the cart around only to hear the dreaded voice asking me if I have any sisters he could go out with. I continue walking away as he's shouting that he loves my hair because it's so beautiful and thick. UGH! Why me?
I was able to tell someone to watch out for him and requested that somebody walk me to my car. No matter how many bizarre experiences I have, it still stuns me. Why are people so darn strange? Sooo not the way to get a woman!
*PRODUCE SECTION: A gentleman approaches me and introduces himself to me as Jim. He proceeds to ask me if I'm involved with anyone because he said I was beautiful. WOW! What a nice thing to say to someone out of the blue who's feeling a bit sweaty and hot. I politely say thanks for the compliment and direct my attention to the cucumbers. He also just happens to be standing there.
*CEREAL AISLE: Jim passes me in the aisle, winks and smiles. I smile back as I scan the aisle for my Honet Nut Cheerios. He asked me again if I could reconsider so he can take me to dinner. Even if I was attracted to him him, he's way too much. He happens to be looking at Honey Nut Cheerios, too. Wow! What a coincidence.
*AIR FRESHENER AISLE: While immersed in a lavender scented coma, I was immediately startled by a voice. Take a guess whose voice it was. Stalker boy now informs me that I smell better than any air freshener out there. His words were like fainting salts sobering me up after fast spill to the floor. I didn't turn to look at him because the point of being nice is over. I'm ready to find someone and tell them that I'm having a problem. I'm so grossed out and a bit afraid.
*HAIR PRODUCTS AISLE: I'm frantically looking for my shampoo, even though my eyes are darting around for an employee. I can't find one so I was heading toward the register to find someone...anyone. OMG! He turned the corner as I was trying to plan my escape. I turned the cart around only to hear the dreaded voice asking me if I have any sisters he could go out with. I continue walking away as he's shouting that he loves my hair because it's so beautiful and thick. UGH! Why me?
I was able to tell someone to watch out for him and requested that somebody walk me to my car. No matter how many bizarre experiences I have, it still stuns me. Why are people so darn strange? Sooo not the way to get a woman!
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