Sperm and Egg Stories (3)

Sperm and Egg Stories (3)

The tailess double sperm - she was young - waddled down the way.  She thought life owed her, because she had been rejected by her creator and sent to God.  God would pay for her parent's rudeness.  So, she hooked up to the white light for food, and sent back her infinite regards.  Finally, God passed out for many years.

Sometime later,  others were born from the far distant reaches of God.  Among them was a double egg with an attitude problem, and a tall quiet gentleman.  The double sperm was enchanted by the charming male egg, but she would have to give up her vendetta get him.  She wasn't sure she wanted to do that.  But she started to follow where he went.  He started to follow her lifetimes, as well.

The double sperm and the double egg didn't meet directly for 200 zillion years.  They found other interests and alienated each other.  They just caused trouble and grew.  God finally introduced them while trying to sort out the past and match the matches.  The double sperm and the double egg were interested, embarrassed and happy because they finally made sense together.  God and the universe sighed in relief that love and marriage would find a way.

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