Category: Dating

Oh, You Want to Go on a Date? Please Send Me a Video Submission

Oh, You Want to Go on a Date? Please Send Me a Video Submission
I started seeing a new therapist a few weeks ago. Is she as good as my last one? Obviously not. But I had to settle. She’s as good as I’m going to get with my thinning hair and awkward proportions. I shared my many dating issues with her. How picky I am. How I obsess... Read more »

10 Things I Want to Know Before I Lose My Virginity

10 Things I Want to Know Before I Lose My Virginity
Virginity is a stupid concept, but I thought this would be a fun list. Also know that sex is whatever you consider it to be, and you’re not “ruined” after you’ve had it. 10 Things I Want to Know Before I Lose My Virginity 1. When to use commas. I often overuse the little buggers, because they’re fun.... Read more »

That Thing I Say on Stage is a Turn-off

That Thing I Say on Stage is a Turn-off
“I haven’t touched anyone in a year” is a thing I said on stage last night. I didn’t mean this literally, but I haven’t made it to first base in 361 days–not that I’m keeping track. I’m not even on deck yet. I’m just keeping the bench warm for hotter, cooler girls with higher batting... Read more »
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My Submission to ABC's The Bachelor-Chris Harrison Please Read

My Submission to ABC's The Bachelor-Chris Harrison Please Read
Wow. I’d like to thank all of the casting directors, past contestants, ABC executives, Barack Obama, and Chris Harrison for taking the time to read my application. I promise it’ll be worth your time. I decided to only answer the interesting questions, so here they are: Do you have siblings? How old are they? Yes,... Read more »

It's Not You, It's my OCD

It's Not You, It's my OCD
  Dear Past/Present/Future Crushes, You’re probably feeling pretty smug. You probably think your lean physique and charming smile is what got me hooked. Or how you volunteer at The Ronald McDonald House every week. Or how you’re funny, but not cocky enough to try stand-up. You’re not wrong, but you’re also not right. Sure, the... Read more »

I Ran Into the Stranger Who Asked Me Out, and Then Again A Month Later

A month or so ago I wrote a post about a guy asking me out on the bus a year prior. Then a month later, I wrote about doing stand-up on a show, looking into the audience, and seeing him in the front row. That was definitely unexpected, but what if I told you that I saw him... Read more »
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That Time I Met an Angel at a Coffee Shop

I went on a date on Saturday for the first time in a few months. It wasn’t horrible, but when he tried to make it go on longer, I told him I needed to rehearse for a stand-up show that I had 8 hours later. (Spoiler alert: I didn’t rehearse. I cut out the musical... Read more »

How Not to Date While Pursuing Stand-Up Comedy

“How do you balance your dating life and stand-up comedy?” someone probably asked someone at some point. No one has asked me that. But I feel like some of you might wonder. In all honesty, I haven’t been dating much recently. The last date I went on was a few months ago, and I got... Read more »

Awkward Encounters of the Second Time

About 6 months ago a guy asked me out on the bus. I wrote about my experience in this blog post: How to Date While Riding Public Transportation . A quick recap for those of you who did not read the post: A guy asked me out on the bus. Okay, I guess it didn’t need to... Read more »
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I Was Catfished and Didn't Even Get to be on TV

I Was Catfished and Didn't Even Get to be on TV
Webster’s Dictionary defines “catfishing” as… Just kidding. I’m not about to subject you to the most clichéd millennial graduation speech ever. But what is “catfishing”? Catfishing is a term popularized by the television show Catfished, in which a person is tricked by someone online, pretending to be someone they’re not, most often in online dating. Oftentimes... Read more »