Dear GOP, Deliver us from Rush Limbaugh

Dear GOP:

Could someone come and collect Rush Limbaugh before I burn my GOP membership card?

I know he’s not the type to hang out on the English countryside and drink tea with pinkie extended.  I know he’s no yogi, but he really outdid himself by calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" after she appealed to Congress for insurers to cover women's contraceptives.

Afterwards when sponsors started bailing from his showand after being criticized by right and left alike, he came to, saw the light and apologized.

This round, he claimed that he didn’t want to bring people’s personal lives before Congress and that’s what caused him to brim over with excitement and ratings hysteria.  But we all know that many in Congress are no angels, either and aren’t all that delicate.

Aside from getting them to quit paying people to reproduce with health care, education and food and diaper perks that people like me wind up paying for, Limbaugh should quit his show for a few days and go work in a school or a jail and take certain members of Congress with him.  If that doesn’t put some hitch in their get along, then they need someone to come in and make sure their pupils can still are dilate.

In Peace, Contraception and Harmony,

G. Tz. Saunders




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  • Don't worry. The blandness of the Romney Republican blather will guarantee another victory for Obama. It is his turn to lose. God bless the party of Dumbo. They wear their ears well.

    Limbaugh has to deal with what he said, unlike media monsters like Bill Mahr, who call people the "C" word, in reference to Sarah Palin. Oh, yes, Ms. Fluke is a private citizen, soon to be, I'm sure, a pundit for some liberal web site. Never an apology from Bill, but unlike Ms. Fluke and the rest of the chronically offended, Palin managed to carry on with some dignity.

  • In reply to Richard Davis:

    Both statements and perhaps both men are crazy, no? But Limbaugh blathered on in his usual hysterical, code red fashion... Who will win? I might wind up eating my words, but I think it'll be Romney.

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