Archive for June 2011

Just Because You're Gay Doesn't Mean You Can Touch My Breasts

Happy Pride! Now get your hands off my rack. The gay gropers were out in force at the Pride parade yesterday. You know who they are; they’re the gay guys who cannot imagine keeping their hands off a woman’s breasts after they’ve had a few drinks. And the very act of motorboating sends them into... Read more »

Mob Attacks Should Bring Focus Back To South & West Sides

Mob Attacks Should Bring Focus Back To South & West Sides
Now that shocking random violence has come to some of our city’s toniest neighborhoods, can we all put our heads together to find a solution? By the way, a mob of children attacking innocent bystanders in Chicago is nothing new. What has grabbed the city’s and the nation’s attention is where the acts of violence... Read more »