Category: Satire

What did you do with your life when Facebook went down?

What did you do with your life when Facebook went down?
It was Monday. Noon. Two days ago but it seems much longer. I had just finished a new blog post. It was time to share it on my social media sites…and as long as I was there, I might as well hang out on the sites. Time to see what was going on in the... Read more »

The week in review: Summer is over

How big a baby do you have to be to sit with your arms folded like this? You don't need a body language expert to figure this one out!
Goodbye to August. Hello September. Summer is ending. Fall is right around the corner. Let’s take a look at some of the craziness that ended August: That’s it for another week. Enjoy the three day weekend. Hey Matt Kaminski, do you have any Labor Day songs? HA!! Related Post: Seven songs for Labor Day

The fragile ego of Donald Trump

The fragile ego of Donald Trump
Have you ever Googled yourself? I’m guessing most of us have. It’s interesting to see what comes up…if anything. For those of us with common names it can be a little disconcerting. I used to be at the bottom of the first page. Having a blog that publishes something a couple times a week gave... Read more »
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Songs to help Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen pass the time while in prison

Songs to help Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen pass the time while in prison
The number of the day is EIGHT! Former Trump campaign manager¬†Paul Manafort was found guilty on eight counts. Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to eight counts. Eight was enough! It was a bad day for these two and our President. It was a bad day for America….no one wants our leaders to be... Read more »

The obsessive hunt for a new computer

The obsessive hunt for a new computer
This is a Best Buy in Bucktown. I’ve been ‘living’ here for the last four months. Okay, I’m not really living here, although it wouldn’t be so bad. They have tons of entertainment options. Huge televisions, a large audio room, clean bathrooms and snacks. Plus, dozens of computers to get you hooked up to the... Read more »

I have a responding to Donald Trump on Twitter addiction

I have a responding to Donald Trump on Twitter addiction
Hi. I’m Howie. I’m a useless responder to Donald Trump on Twitter addict. Hi Howie. I have a Twitter addiction. Yeah, I know…lots of people do. Not a big deal. But most of my Twitter time is spent responding to Tweets from the guy who is the President of the United States. Excuse me for... Read more »
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How do you decide who to cheer for in the World Cup?

How do you decide who to cheer for in the World Cup?
World Cup 2018 fever!! Catch it!! Okay…okay…let me take it down a notch or five. I’ve tried to like soccer all my life. We played it at summer camp and it was fun, but really it was just a bunch of ten year olds running around a field. But that was playing the game, not... Read more »

Did I miss the Second Civil War?

Did I miss the Second Civil War?
July 4th. Independence Day. America’s birthday. Parades. Cookouts.¬† Fireworks. Civil War. Yep, you read that right. Yesterday was the day that Democrats were going to start the Second Civil War. That’s what Alex Jones said. He wouldn’t lie to us, would he? Plus, if there’s going to be a revolution, July 4 sounds like it... Read more »

Who has been watching Barron Trump this week?

Who has been watching Barron Trump this week?
On Monday, our current FLOTUS, Melania Trump was hospitalized. She had a procedure to deal with a benign kidney condition. We’re told everything went well and that’s a good thing. Hey, just because she has bad taste in men is no reason to wish her harm. Supposedly, she’ll be home, and sadly by home, I... Read more »
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I stalked Kellyanne Conway on Twiter

I stalked Kellyanne Conway on Twiter
Tuesday seemed like it was going to be a good day. Keyword: seemed. I went to bed on Monday night at 11pm, which is two hours early for me. I slept straight through to 7:30am. Eight and one half hours of sleep!! Can’t remember when that last happened. A good start to Tuesday…a very good... Read more »
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    My so called friends think it's time to edit this section. After four years, they may be right, but don't tell them that. I'll deny it until they die! I can't believe I've been writing this blog for four years. It started as a health/wellness thing and over the years has morphed to include so many things that I don't know how to describe it anymore. I really thought this was going to be the final year of the blog but then Donald Trump came along. It looks like we're good for four more years..God help us all! Oh yeah...the biographical stuff. I'm not 60 anymore. The rest you can read about in the blog.

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