Category: Satire

During the coronavirus pandemic, how trusting have you been about your food?

During the coronavirus pandemic, how trusting have you been about your food?
It’s hard to believe but the coronavirus pandemic is only two months old. It seems longer….a lot longer. Remember how scared you were in those early days? Remember how careful you were about everything? Are you still scared? Are you still as careful? You walk into a grocery store, eyeing everyone as if they had... Read more »

"Let's take a road trip to Lake Geneva"

"Let's take a road trip to Lake Geneva"
Memorial Day weekend. The weather is turning. You can put away the winter coats and break out the warm weather clothes. Shorts. T-shirts. Sandals. Summer time is here! June is only a week away. It’s a big month in our humble abode. The significant other retires on the fifth. No more waking up at 5... Read more »

I hope Donald Trump isn't lying about taking hydroxychloroquine

I hope Donald Trump isn't lying about taking hydroxychloroquine
“What do you have to lose?” With Donald Trump as Potus, it’s always something. Whenever you think you’re going to get a break from his craziness, he comes up with something new. You have to give it up to him because he’ll always give you something to talk or write about…. Every. Single. DAY!!! Monday... Read more »
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Where in the world is Mike Pence?

Where in the world is Mike Pence?
Do you remember the television show and computer game “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” Carmen was an international thief who stole treasures from many locations throughout the world. She’d leave clues and based upon those hints, you would try to find her. Fun stuff! This week our current vice-president is doing his... Read more »

Where is Rand Paul's former next door neighbor when you need him?

Where is Rand Paul's former next door neighbor when you need him?
Dateline: Bowling Green, Kentucky-November 3, 2017 Kentucky Senator Rand Paul is at his home, cutting his grass. It’s an activity familiar to most Americans. Paul has on head phones. He’s intently into his task, when from out of nowhere, he’s tackled off of his riding mower. Paul is taken to the ground and a fight... Read more »

During the coronavirus pandemic I almost cut my hair

During the coronavirus pandemic I almost cut my hair
“I almost cut my hair It happened just the other day It was gettin’ kinda long I could-a said, it was in my way” Let’s be honest, long hair on men has rarely been a good look. Yeah, it looks great on most rock and movie stars, but that’s because they have their own stylists.... Read more »
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Georgia: Bowling or death...you're free to make that choice

Georgia: Bowling or death...you're free to make that choice
Bowling rocks! Really! I’ve dug bowling since I was a little kid back in the early 60’s….before the Beatles! I remember watching dudes like Don Carter, Dick Weber, Carmen Salvino on television in black and white. I think I was ten when I joined my first league. It was a thrill to score one hundred,... Read more »

How many times a day do you wash your hands?

How many times a day do you wash your hands?
Dateline: Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. March 3. 7:00 am It was seven weeks ago today. I was at the airport waiting to get on an airplane to Las Vegas. I walked into the men’s bathroom near my gate. Every sink was being used by someone washing their hands. That’s not unusual, but the amount of time... Read more »

Would you consider the Olive Garden for your Easter meal?

Would you consider the Olive Garden for your Easter meal?
Happy Easter! It’s one of the big holidays. Even a guy who doesn’t celebrate it, knows this. We start out headed to the church of your choice to celebrate the return of Jesus…and man could we use him now. Then it’s time for a big family meal. Brunch sounds good, doesn’t it? Remember how the Barone’s... Read more »
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What are you binge watching during the Coronavirus stay at home quarantine?

What are you binge watching during the Coronavirus stay at home quarantine?
The whole world is cancelled. You’ve been told to stay at home. The only time you should leave your house to get fresh air, pick up your prescriptions and get groceries. You can’t see your friends and families, other than the ones in living in your household. Okay…okay…enough! We know all of this. Get to... Read more »
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    My so called friends think it's time to edit this section. After four years, they may be right, but don't tell them that. I'll deny it until they die! I can't believe I've been writing this blog for four years. It started as a health/wellness thing and over the years has morphed to include so many things that I don't know how to describe it anymore. I really thought this was going to be the final year of the blog but then Donald Trump came along. It looks like we're good for four more years..God help us all! Oh yeah...the biographical stuff. I'm not 60 anymore. The rest you can read about in the blog.

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