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The lies of Donald Trump-The week in review: The liar, liar, pants on fire edition

This is Judge Amy Berman Jackson. Last week she sentenced former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort. During the sentencing, she made clear that this case had nothing to do with the Russian collusion investigation. It took Trump about thirty seconds to say he was vindicated and this showed that there was no collusion. LIAR!
Our current president lying to the public and himself is nothing new. It’s been said that Donald Trump has told more than 8,000 lies in his two years in office. There’s no reason to be surprised when he does this, but some weeks are worse than others. This seems to be one of those. Let’s... Read more »

The week in review: March Madness edition

The tournament committee pretends that they don't try to set up big stories or interesting match-ups. LIARS! Why else would they have Minnesota, coached by Richard Pitino, play Louisville, where his dad coached and was fired in disgrace, in the opening game. Yeah, no drama here!
The big news this week is the start of the NCAA Basketball tournament. For the next three weeks the sports world will focus on college basketball and the race to get to the Final Four, in Minneapolis. March Madness is here. Let’s take a peek at some of the teams and stories around the big... Read more »

Are George and Kellyanne Conway screwing with all of us?

Are George and Kellyanne Conway screwing with all of us?
(sing to the theme of The Jetson’s) Meet George Conway. His wife Kellyanne. It’s Washington’s most bizarre power couple. They’ve been married for eighteen years. They have four young children. Nothing abnormal about this. She helped Donald Trump get elected POTUS and now works for him. He hates her boss and lets everyone know it... Read more »
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It really is a small world after all

It really is a small world after all
It’s a world of laughter A world of tears It’s a world of hopes And a world of fears There’s so much that we share That it’s time we’re aware It’s a small world after all Do you remember going to Disneyland?┬áDo you remember the ride “It’s A Small World?” Do you remember the song... Read more »

I voted for Mayor but I'm still undecided

I voted for Mayor but I'm still undecided
Election day 2019. Time to pick a new Mayor of Chicago….or at least get it down to the final two for April’s runoff election. There are fourteen candidates on the ballot. How, in the name of whatever deity you believe in, are we supposed to get it down to one? Hmmm…maybe that’s why last week,... Read more »

Is there anything more icky than having sex with a used condom?

Is there anything more icky than having sex with a used condom?
It was 2013. The Lakeview area of Chicago. I walked into my new primary physician’s office for the first time. I’m at the front desk to check in before my appointment. There’s a big plastic bowl on the counter. Cool…they have candy. I reach in hoping for a Butterfinger or maybe a Milky Way. Hmmm…that... Read more »
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Have you decided who you are voting for in Chicago's Mayoral election?

Have you decided who you are voting for in Chicago's Mayoral election?
The election for Chicago’s next Mayor is less than a week away. After eight long years, we are finally done with Rahm. There are fourteen candidates running to lead the city. According to the latest Telemundo Chicago/NBC 5 poll, here are the leaders: Toni Preckwinkle-14 percent Bill Daley-13 percent Susana Mendoza-12 percent Lori Lightfoot-10 percent... Read more »

I bought fake tickets to the Elton John concert

I bought fake tickets to the Elton John concert
It’s the final Elton John tour. At least, that’s what he says. I tend to be a little skeptical about these things. Cynic, yeah, that’s me. But, what if it really is his last round-up? Wouldn’t you want to be there, if it was possible? Of course you would. His final two local shows were... Read more »

The Grammys 2019: Three hours of a generation gap

The Grammys 2019: Three hours of a generation gap
Camila Cabello, Janelle Monae, Maren Morris, Post Malone,┬áCardi B, Dan + Shay and H.E.R The 2019 Grammy Awards was last night. The names above were among the artists that CBS advertised as being performers or presenters. I couldn’t tell you a single song from any of them. The only one I’d heard of was Cardi... Read more »
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Is Barron Trump a paid actor?

Is Barron Trump a paid actor?
It’s Christmas at the White House. The building is decked out for the holiday. Time for the traditional seasonal photograph. The tree is lovely. Don and Melania are dressed to the nines. It’s wonderful scene. It’s a wonderful portrait. There’s only one thing missing…. WHERE’S BARRON? Supposedly, Potus and Flotus have a twelve year old... Read more »
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