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My Neurologist is moving on up to the east side

My Neurologist is moving on up to the east side
He’s moving on up to the east side. To a deluxe building in the sky. Yes, he’s moving on up, to the east side. He finally got a piece of the pie. It’s been a big week for me and my doctors. Starts and ends with my urologist. A trip to the Gastroenterologist and my... Read more »

A power point presentation about kidney stone surgery doesn't make it any cooler

A power point presentation about kidney stone surgery doesn't make it any cooler
Back in October, I felt a little pressure in my bladder. Okay..I’m lying to myself and all of you, it was a lot of pressure. Like an elephant was doing sit ups down there kind of pressure. I ran off to my local emergency room on a Sunday morning to get it checked but I... Read more »

Taking a break from the news has made me mentally heathier

Taking a break from the news has made me mentally heathier
Following politics in the United States of America is a full time job. It’s also very stressful. Every day there is some sort of Breaking News event. The stress doubles…triples…whatever when you are obsessive in your need to know every single thing, every single day. I was an MSNBC junkie. That obsession started during the... Read more »
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Escaping Chiberia

Escaping Chiberia
Dateline: Chicago-December 30, 2017. 12:30 pm It’s 10 degrees in Chicago. I have a plane to Los Angeles in three hours. The bus leaves in five minutes. I’m still trying to decide if I should wear my winter coat. First world problems. I decide to leave it at home. Off to the bus. Next stop... Read more »

It's the good kind of Cancer

It's the good kind of Cancer
It’s December. That means two things. Winter and the dermatologist. Today, the former, not so much. The later, yeah, yeah, yeah! I have a standing date with Dr. Emily. Twice a year we hook up for a full body check. Every June and again in December, she gets to check me out. It’s like that... Read more »

What happens in Las Vegas.....

I get into town Sunday morning. They checking people in early. No waiting until three pm. I take this as a good sign.
If you’ve been following my blog and life lately, and why wouldn’t you, you know that I’ve been gifted with special powers. Things tend to happen when I do simple every day tasks such as taking a shower, a nap or going to a grocery store. I was curious as to what would happen if... Read more »
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I'm using my superpowers to impeach Donald Trump

I'm using my superpowers to impeach Donald Trump
Look up into the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…. My people seem to think I have a special superhuman power. Whenever I do something, even a small something, there’s seems to be a Donald Trump event. I admit it’s eerie. I take a shower and when I get out, there’s BREAKING NEWS.... Read more »

How to get in and out of a hospital emergency room in less than two hours without even trying

How to get in and out of a hospital emergency room in less than two hours without even trying
Happy Monday. How was your weekend? Mine was pretty good, sorta. Friday, I had a long lunch with a friend followed by the Bob Dylan/Mavis Staples concert. Saturday was breakfast out followed by college football, the World Series, some groin pain and early to bed. Sunday was Meet The Press, a short trip to the... Read more »

Here are the answers for some questions you're ASKING FOR A FRIEND

Here are the answers for some questions you're ASKING FOR A FRIEND
If you’ve been perusing social media lately, there’s been an increase in people being inquisitive. There are a lot of questions being asked. Not for themselves. People are being selfless and asking for a friend. Nothing wrong with this. Being helpful is a good thing. So in the interest of helping some of my people... Read more »
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How were you going to spend your $700 million Powerball winnings?

How were you going to spend your $700 million Powerball winnings?
Did you buy a ticket for Wednesday’s Powerball drawing? Of course you did! Did you have a plan for how you were going to spend all that cash? Of course you did! No need to be ashamed over this. It seems to be normal behavior. That’s why I’m asking the question. I remember the first... Read more »
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    My so called friends think it's time to edit this section. After four years, they may be right, but don't tell them that. I'll deny it until they die! I can't believe I've been writing this blog for four years. It started as a health/wellness thing and over the years has morphed to include so many things that I don't know how to describe it anymore. I really thought this was going to be the final year of the blog but then Donald Trump came along. It looks like we're good for four more years..God help us all! Oh yeah...the biographical stuff. I'm not 60 anymore. The rest you can read about in the blog.

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