I have a responding to Donald Trump on Twitter addiction

I have a responding to Donald Trump on Twitter addiction

Hi. I'm Howie. I'm a useless responder to Donald Trump on Twitter addict.
Hi Howie.

I have a Twitter addiction. Yeah, I know...lots of people do. Not a big deal. But most of my Twitter time is spent responding to Tweets from the guy who is the President of the United States.

Excuse me for a sec. I need to go brush my teeth. I just threw up a little after writing that last sentence.

Okay, I'm back.

Everyone knows Trump has a Twitter feed. Most people look at it and either shake their head, laugh at him or think 'oh fuck that tool is at it again.' Sometimes all three. I do that, too. Then I take it one step further. I respond. Usually it's with something that I think is witty, or something that will piss him off or BOTH! And what actually happens is it's neither...never...EVER!

Let me give you an example of this:
Trump Tweets: Will the FBI ever recover it’s once stellar reputation, so badly damaged by Comey, McCabe, Peter S and his lover, the lovely Lisa Page, and other top officials now dismissed or fired? So many of the great men and women of the FBI have been hurt by these clowns and losers!
My response: "The LOVELY Lisa Page"...is that a I want to grab her by the pussy kind of lovely?

Pretty lame, right? Yeah, I know...not my best work. And I always realize this about an hour after making my response. C'mon!! No one could have told me this before I embarrassed myself? And you people call yourselves my friends. Pffft.

What's worse is he's not reading this....any of it. Not from me, not from you, not from anyone....well unless you work for Fox News. And why should he read my responses? The dude is the fucking President of the United States. Excuse me for another second, okay?

Sorry, I had to brush my teeth again. Anyway, the real question is if I realize this is a totally useless exercise, why do I continue to do this a few times a day? Every. Single. Day!!!

That's a pretty good question. I wish I had a pretty good answer. Maybe you all can give me one....but probably not. You're probably doing and thinking the same thing yourself.

People, we need help....some of us more than others. But until we get it, I'm going to keep on talking nonsense/trash to the Prez. Hmmmm....maybe tomorrow is finally the day I get through to him. Sigh. Shaking my damn head....again.

Hi. I'm Howie. I'm a useless responder to Donald Trump on Twitter addict.
Hi Howie.

 

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Tags: Donald Trump, Lisa Page, Twitter

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