I Hate Illinois Nazi's

I Hate Illinois Nazi's

Jake: Hey, what's going on?!
Policeman: Ah, those bums won their court case, so they're marching today.
Jake: What bums?
Policeman: The fucking Nazi party.
Elwood: Illinois Nazi's.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazi's!

It's 1980. Traffic is backed up. When Jake and Elwood Blues find out why, they make their statement. "I hate Illinois Nazi's."

See how simple it is? See how they mentioned the name Nazi? See how it took them less than two days to condemn them? See how they didn't start talking about how great the economy is before talking about Nazi's?

Mr. President...the next time there's an incident like last Saturday's in Charlottesville...and there will be a next time...take a look at this scene from "The Blues Brothers". It really is that simple!


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