If you judged my life by the Christmas cards I send every year, we've really got it together. Look at us. We're so quiet and always have clothes on when we're in only two dimensions. It's that time of year to order cards again and I wonder if maybe I should start being honest. What if I sent out something a little more realistic than perfect smiles and hair that took three hours to construct (well, when you figure chasing and tantrum time)? Maybe I'd be judged, or maybe I'd get the primo spot in everyone's mantel. Here you go. Truth in holiday cards using our profesh photos.
(Thanks to Lori Sapio Photography for dealing with this five-ring circus.)
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