My mother-in-law surprised us with a visit early today and suggested she watch the kids while we go take a nap. Of course we leapt at this opportunity for "napping," WINK WINK. No, forget the wink, I was up at 5:00 and had lived three lives by noon.
As I was walking to the boudoir for my rest, my mother-in-law was like, "Jenna! Wait! As long as you are taking your clothes off, here is my old lingerie! I used to wear this!" (Husky German lady, "I yooz soo vare diss!") Boom, she pulls out this super saucy, old-ladyish item. It's like a one-piece strapless bra with a hook at the crotch. She said she wanted me to MODEL IT FOR HER.
You know what? I'm in such a mood lately (appreciating I could have it much worse, wanting to maximize my spray tan) that I did. I freaking modeled it. It was sorta gross, but a little funny and anyway, here you go. Yes I'm putting a picture of my has-given-birth-twice body in 1978 lingerie that used to belong to my husband's mom.
The scary part is it fits.
Next chapter of my life: Becoming Maria!
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