Rude baby clothes: "I'm too cute to play with your ugly ass kid"

In baby fashion news, I'd like to present a children's shirt that is hot off the runway*. Isn't it classy:

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Aside from the oddly clashing fonts, bad colors and foul language it's a real beaut! No, actually it's still a pretty crummy shirt for a kid to wear. In this age of bullying, why would you dress your kid as a perp? I hope it comes with a hat that says "I'm an asshole".

Here are some other horrible baby shirts, just in case you need a briefing on What Not To Wear, Toddler Edition. These ought to come with a savings bond for bail and an "I'm with stupid" arrow pointing at their parents.

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*oil-stained pavement outside a Shell station

Thanks, Nicole!

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  • Yikes! And thanks for the morning giggle:)

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    OMG really? I would hope they never actually wore these in public, but I'm afriad their parents didn't have the common sense to know a gag gift when they saw it. At least I hope my BFF didn't actually expect me to ever put the "Hung like a 5 year old" onesie on my son. Thanks for the laugh.

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