Archive for May 2011

Is the HuffPo trying to bury Chicago's own Dan Savage?

In a article today, The Huffington Post revisits 2012 GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum’s Google problem, one that has haunted him since remarks from the Senator comparing homosexuality to bestiality and incest landed him in the hot seat of sex columnist Dan Savage. Savage then motioned a new definition of the word “Santorum” to include... Read more »

Company car? Bonus? How about a whore for a job well done!

Company car? Bonus? How about a whore for a job well done!
Ladies, if you’re jealous of Europeans getting six weeks paid annual vacation, free healthcare, a entire year of maternity leave and government sponsored au pairs, wait till you get a load of this to cure your anglo envy. Since the legalization of prostitution in 2001, German companies have been rewarding top employees with company sponsored... Read more »

Gender reveal party haters! What you got against cake?

Me, I like to party (see previous). Oscars? Sure, I haven’t seen the movies, but I’ll don a hat and eat movie style popcorn in a living room. Superbowl? Not a huge football fan, but I bring the magic every here and yay with some brews and a navy/orange eye make-up combo. Spring Martha from... Read more »
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Why it's okay to buy $200 pants

Narcissism is a cruel mistress.
In today’s edition of “not to be all” we’re going to make fun of Gywneth Paltrow for a sec. So let’s get started. Not to be all Gwyneth Paltrow, but you really should be buying your jeans at a fancy boutique and not looking at price tags. I know, you probably scored some great leggings... Read more »

Save The Date! Athiests, Christians spar about Doomsday

What are you doing this Saturday? A little gardening, maybe sleeping in? Ascending to heaven to escape the firey showdown between good and evil? Meh, either way you’ve got a website to turn to. WeCanKnow.org is the official countdown and information site run by a group of Christians who believe Rapture, the Christian precursor to... Read more »

Pictures of bride's suicide are gorgeous & interesting

File this under “going to hell” but you’ll agree with me. The pictures from the Associated Press of a suicidal Chinese bride whose fiance left her days before the wedding to marry another woman . . . are nothing short of gorgeous. Yup. There she is dangling out a seventh story window trying to end... Read more »
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When can kids start drinking coffee? (Two, by any chance?)

When can kids start drinking coffee? (Two, by any chance?)
Not to be all Botox Mom, but I gave a sip of a decaf latte to my two-year-old the other day. How could I resist? Coffee is my third favorite scent behind my husband’s beard and “new baby head”. At home, I stick my face in the coffee tin and get carried away like Pepe... Read more »

Shirataki noodles - they stink and don't eat them.

In my quest to be a milf*, I have had to diet after having the baby. I kind of like dieting. It gives me (more)  something(s) to obsess about and makes me feel smart that I can add. Anyway, I’ve lost 32 pounds in twelve weeks. Okay, eight of those pounds were the baby but... Read more »

A swift bullet to the head is not justice

A swift bullet to the head is not justice
Osama Bin Laden’s final moments were thus: In the middle of the night our guys break in his house, he uses a woman as a human shield against them (gentlemanly!) and then his world goes dark. Barely painful.  Geez, why didn’t they just give him a few extra dozes of Ambien and brush his hair?... Read more »
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