Ugly shoes, addictive diapers?
"Does this diaper make my butt look big?"
This quote was on a kitchy baby t-shirt I got as a gift that I under-appreciated and swiftly donated when I had my first baby. I mean really, how tacky right? Except now I'm dying to have that t-shirt back because the irony is I'm a hippy lady now who uses cloth diapers. And guess what? Cloth diapers make their butts look big! Hilarious!
Perhaps cloth diapers can be filed under things I previously assumed were for lesbians, but are actually just functional with a mild touch of ugly. See also: Keens, 4-wheel drive wagons and mulch. I swear to God if you would have asked me five years ago when I had attitude like this . . .
. . . if I would ever wear shoes as ugly as these . . .
. . . I would have told you to take your hairy armpits on a hike. But the truth is with two kids I need flats and when I drag their stroller through ankle-deep sand at the beach, I need a water proof shoe that won't fall apart. Golf claps for Keens. PAINFUL, reluctant golf claps for Keens.
Anyway, cloth diapers might be a touch cumbersome but they are also addicting in some way I cannot yet describe. Do I just enjoy laundry? Not really. But look at this hilarious baby butt!
Damn, where is that t-shirt.
Never mind. I can't pull the trigger on those ugly shoes. I guess no beach for us this summer.