No, Halloween isn't until October but I like to plan. Dichotomy: I am also lazy. So while I will think about the most amazing halloween costumes I could possibly pull off 2.5 months from now, they better be easy in execution.
Gone are the days of shaking my 120 pound muscley butt in a Frederick's costume at a cheesy bar. Enter: Draping fat mama tents across my sprawling belly while handing out porch candy. Things change. So they should be as easy as possible, right?
Jenna Karvunidis (KAR-vuh-NEED-us)
is a feminist mom of a whole brood of lady babies. Also, she hates water pollution. Like, really hates it.