BY ROBERT HAMMERLE, guest contributor to Hammervision Curiously, “Water for Elephants” is a rather lightweight pleasure, functioning as a bastard offspring of a daytime TV Soap Opera and James Cameron’s colossal hit “Titanic” (1997). While the illicit romance between Reese Witherspoon’s Marlena and Robert Pattison’s Jacob ignites even fewer sparks than that between Hugh Jackman... Read more »