Posts tagged "twilight"

Live-Tweeting The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

Live-Tweeting The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
Last night, in a time-honored tradition over these past four years, I went by myself to the late opening night screening of the latest Twilight movie.  This year, the screening started a little earlier, at 11pm, so I didn’t have to wait until midnight.  My sleep cycle appreciated it. Now, I’ve only read part of New... Read more »

"Snow White" Round 2 - Still Not the Fairest of Them All

"Snow White" Round 2 - Still Not the Fairest of Them All
SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN Genre: Fantasy Action Premise: After escaping from the evil Queen (Charlize Theron), Snow White (Kristen Stewart) must brave dark forests, magical creatures, and a hunky Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to lead her kingdom in rebellion and reclaim the crown that is rightfully hers. Behind-the-Scenes: This is the second Snow White-themed movie of the year... Read more »

Bed-Breaking Sex and Bloody Crotches: Tweeting "Breaking Dawn Part 1"

So…I tweeted my entire moviegoing experience at Twilight – Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night.  You know how Twitter works – start from the bottom and read up.  Here you go: Hammervision Goodnight. I’m going to bed. 6 hours ago Hammervision  Rating: 2 out of 5 stars. 6 hours ago Hammervision Okay – so plot... Read more »
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Live Tweeting the Suckage that is Breaking Dawn Pt. 1

Live Tweeting the Suckage that is Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
I will be live tweeting the midnight premiere of The Twilight Saga – Breaking Dawn Part 1 tonight in all of its glory.  Follow me on Twitter @Hammervision Or just check back tomorrow when all of my tweets will be available to read on this blog. Twi-hards, fasten your seatbelts.  It’s going to be a bumpy... Read more »

Movie Reviews: Red Riding Hood, Mars Needs Moms

RED RIDING HOOD.  106 mins.  PG-13.  Directed by Catherine Hardwicke.  Written by David Johnson. Full disclosure: I walked out of Red Riding Hood at about the 1 hour 15 minute mark, and though I didn’t get to see the big twist (just who is the werewolf?!), I honestly couldn’t care.  Though it bears no relation... Read more »

6 Oscar Hosts That Would've Been Better Than James Franco and Anne Hathaway

As one of our commenters (Heidi) said last night during our Oscars live blog, "I think Tina Fey is the only person who knows what funny is."  Not an untrue statement.  And she and Pohler have a great rapport.  Plus, double the fancy dresses!  Everybody wins.
This is not a joke post. I mean, I could just list ten farm animals or dead people and the list would be pretty accurate, but I’m actually going to try to help the Academy Awards people recover from the failed Franco/Hathaway experiment. Who thought this was a good idea?  Anne Hathaway was basically new... Read more »
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TV Review - Being Human ("There Goes the Neighborhood")

BEING HUMAN Airs: Mondays at 9/8c on SyFy Genre: Drama The Set-Up: In an attempt to achieve normalcy, a vampire (Sam Witwer), werewolf (Sam Huntington), and ghost (Meaghan Rath) become roommates.  U.S. adaptation of the hit BBC series. The Good: Being Human embraces its pop cultural roots and has a tongue-in-cheek tone.  Jacob himself (Mark... Read more »

Movie Review - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (**)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.  124 mins.  PG-13.  Directed by David Slade.  Written by Melissa Rosenberg.  Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli, Dakota Fanning, and Bryce Dallas Howard. The Team Edward – Team Jacob rivalry is in full effect in this the third, and best, of the Twilight movies.  ”Best” is a word... Read more »

Summer Movie Forecast 2010

Summer movie season is almost here (it begins May 7), and the excitement is palpable – at least here at Hammervision.  As an avid moviegoer, I know I’m supposed to get excited about the year-end releases because they’re usually of a higher caliber and more likely to be recognized come Oscar time.  But I was... Read more »
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