Posts tagged "Christmas"

Movie Review: A Bad Moms Christmas

Movie Review: A Bad Moms Christmas
A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS Genre: Comedy Rating: R Running Time: 104 mins. Premise: The Bad Moms trio (Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Kathryn Hahn) try to stay sane and keep merry when their overbearing mothers come to visit, just in time for Christmas. Behind-the-Scenes: The first Bad Moms was a word-of-mouth hit in Summer 2016, earning over $113M, and... Read more »

5 reasons to watch Toy Story That Time Forgot this Christmas

5 reasons to watch Toy Story That Time Forgot this Christmas
Toy Story That Time Forgot is the new short holiday film from Pixar that follows Woody, Buzz, et. al. into their new, post-Andy lives with Bonnie. It aired on ABC earlier this month, but you can catch it again on December 23 AND YOU SHOULD. Here’s why: 1. Hardly any Woody and Buzz. Not that... Read more »

40 Best Gifts for TV Fans -- 2014 Edition

Let's kick it off with the Big Bang Theory. CBS's website has one trillion pages of gifts for the BBT fan in your life.

<a href="http://www.cbsstore.com/the-big-bang-theory-pink-soft-kitty-snuggler/detail.php?p=464506&v=cbs-thebigbangtheory">Like a Soft Kitty slanket</a>.
With time to spare before Black Friday, here’s my list of the best gifts for TV fans (2014 edition). I scoured the internet, typed in the names of TV shows, and hand picked the stuff I’d like to see under my tree this year (like that *cough* sweater *cough*). I tried to keep it light... Read more »
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The Hottest Little Pink Car for Christmas 2014

The Hottest Little Pink Car for Christmas 2014
When Baby Cookies was born about four years ago, she was basically my third child (fourth, if you count the dog). I had the Boy Child and I had been taking care of my niece from the time she was about two months old. Basically, by the time Baby Cookies came around, I was immune... Read more »

Thar Santa Blows: The tragic tale of a neighbor's terrifying lawn ornament

Thar Santa Blows: The tragic tale of a neighbor's terrifying lawn ornament
I first noticed Santa two weeks ago. It was hard to miss him. He was a mannequin kind of thing, sitting in the middle of someone’s lawn on our daily route to school. The armchair wasn’t even there yet. It was just Santa, on the grass. He had the kind of face that gave nightmares... Read more »

Hammervision's Favorite Things: 2013 Edition

Calvin Klein eyeshadow. The pigments are sublime. My favorite quad is "Disco" because my whole life is a disco.
Forget Oprah. After much thought, consideration, and diligent research, we’ve compiled a list of Hammervision’s favorite things in 2013. Disclaimer: Nobody gets a car. What’s on your list?     Enjoy this post? Click like on the Hammervision Facebook page and join the party. Oh, and for TV talk and other nonsense, follow us on... Read more »
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How did you find out the truth about Santa?

How did you find out the truth about Santa?
Dear kids, The truth about Santa is that he’s real. Now run along and let your mommy and daddy keep reading this post. Sincerely, Auntie NeeNee <<>> <<>> <<>> They gone? Good. Time for some realtalk. My son is fast approaching the age where I found out…the Santa thing, officially. I had my suspicions early... Read more »

Reason #459 Why This is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Reason #459 Why This is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
I’m a big December fan. December contains Christmas and my daughter’s birthday and MY birthday, which I share and celebrate with my close, personal best friends Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera (I just call her X-Tina, because we’re so tight), Katie Holmes, Steven Spielberg, and some dead guy named Ty Cobb. We hold a seance every... Read more »

To My Daughter on Her First Birthday

Dear Baby Cookies, This is not one of those letters espousing general rules for living your life like, “Don’t listen to your friends.  Date that nerdy tuba player if you want to.  Someday you’ll be rich and fabulous and they’ll be knocked up at 19 and divorced by 24.”  Maybe someday I’ll write you one... Read more »
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Yule Love NPH In "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"

Yule Love NPH In "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"
A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS Genre: Comedy Premise: America’s favorite potheads (Kal Penn and John Cho) return for a holiday-themed sequel.  This time around, the two estranged friends reunite to find the perfect Christmas tree before Harold’s father-in-law (Danny Trejo) returns home from a Christmas Eve midnight mass.  Along the way, they encounter a Russian... Read more »