Archive for September 2016

I'm in love.

I'm in love.
There’s a new love in my life. He’s strong and smooth and gets the job done, all twelve inches of him. He is my cast-iron skillet. I bought my cast-iron skillet about a year ago, because I thought I should have one. I was not impressed. It wasn’t non-stick. The goetta I fried up caked itself... Read more »

The most important tweets from the first presidential debate

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Handshake goes off without a hitch. Points Trump. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/debatenight?src=hash">#debatenight</a></p>&mdash; Phil Hendricks (@isophil) <a href="https://twitter.com/isophil/status/780574243339640832">September 27, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
All the news you need to know in .gifs and 140-character word bites. *** I wrote a book! It’s YA novel, THE SOUND OF US. You can find the details right here! Kirkus calls it “a winning story about a teenage voice student that hits all the right notes.” Enjoy this post? Click like on the Hammervision Facebook page... Read more »

Interview With Julie Cross, Author of Chasing Truth

Interview With Julie Cross, Author of Chasing Truth
Today I’m featuring an interview with Julie Cross, author of Chasing Truth, which is out TODAY from Entangled TEEN. Here’s the blurbage: When former con artist Eleanor Ames’s homecoming date commits suicide, she’s positive there’s something more going on. The more questions she asks, though, the more she crosses paths with Miles Beckett. He’s sexy,... Read more »
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I'm writing a new book series!!

I'm writing a new book series!!
I posted this already on the tweeter and on my Facebook page, but of course I need to make it blog official–and give you some more details (as I know them). First of all, the big news is that I’m going to be writing a 3-book ebook series for Entangled Crush. The series is set... Read more »

We hate each other on the internet. How can we be friends in real life?

We hate each other on the internet. How can we be friends in real life?
On here, on Facebook, I am a Hillary shill. I think Trump supporters are idiots at best, dangerous bigots at worst. I believe Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” comment was right on, and I wish she hadn’t walked it back. I’m scared that Gary Johnson and Jill Stein will be a factor in this election and... Read more »

The Power of Suggestion, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Follow Donald Trump's Lead

The Power of Suggestion, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Follow Donald Trump's Lead
Crooked Hillary. Lyin’ Ted. The Failing New York Times. These brilliant, tough phrases did not exist in our collective consciousness until strong, even-tempered Donald J. Trump, the guy with all the best words, started using them regularly in his Twitter feed. He has rebranded the competition, 140 characters at a time. It doesn’t matter if... Read more »
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Shut up. I'm playing Pokemon Go for my son.

Shut up. I'm playing Pokemon Go for my son.
Boy Child said this to me when we arrived at school this morning: “I know you’re getting that PokeStop.” “Yeah,” I said. “Well, you need more PokeBalls.” He also knows that I leave the Pokemon Go app open any time we walk anywhere. My Fitbit died, and now hatching monsters from eggs is the only... Read more »