The year is no longer just divided into months and seasons. Thanks to social media, there are now more things to malign or celebrate in addition to the weather and seasonal decorations.
Here's what the modern social media calendar looks like.
Labor Day - Thanksgiving: Pumpkin Spicetober
Septemb-aargh 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
October: All Sluts Day, which happens right around the same time as I-Pinterested-my-kid's-costume-from-scratch-aween
December: Yuletide Fails Month, which goes hand-in-hand with I-Pinterested-my-holiday-decorations-from-scratch-mas
April: Stanley Cup tournament
May: Stanley Cup tournament
June 1-10: Thank god the stupid Stanley Cup tournament is almost over
June 11 - Forever and a day: Hockey pre-season preview
May 4-5: Cinqo de Mayo and Cinqo de Mayo Eve, AKA May the Fourth
July: Tweet My BBQ Meats Month, followed closely by Tweet Pictures of My Burns in the Emergency Room Month
July - February: Bears
July 15 - August 31: Vacation. Shit shuts down.
Mid-August: SHARK WEEK
What did I miss? What else should we add to the calendar?
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