It's Opposite Day...or is it?

My six-year-old blew my mind on Saturday night.

We were out at dinner when he said, "Mom, tell me you don't like me."

"No," I said. "I love you. You are one of the best people I know. Whoever doesn't like you is a darn fool."

"But it's Opposite Day."

"Well, in that case, you're the worst."

This took us into a whole Opposite Day schtick.

"If it's Opposite Day, then your sister is a weak little baby."

"If it's Opposite Day, then it's Mom's birthday."

"If it's Opposite Day, then our dog is white and tiny."

"If it's Opposite Day, then Boy Child hates Legos."

"If it's Opposite Day, then Dawn of the Planet of the Apes had enough female characters."

"If it's Opposite Day, then Mom's farts smell like roses."

"If it's Opposite Day, then your dad's a comedian."

Boy Child shut it down. "If it's Opposite Day, then it's not Opposite Day."

Game. Over.

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