According to my friend (for anonymity's sake, let's call her "Brian"), the hottest new trend for 2013 is "joggling." Joggling is the coolest thing you could probably ever do, because what it is, is jogging...while juggling. It even has a Wikipedia page, so you know it's legit.
Brian witnessed a man doing this yesterday in Wicker Park, where trends happen, people, so you're going to want to get on board. There's even a joggling competition held every year SOMEWHERE.
So, will you joggle? Do you joggle? How many catcalls do you receive, on average, per minute?