Archive for August 2012

Tweet Reviews: Is It Real? Is It Rekall? There Was Never Just One.

THE BOURNE LEGACY.  Decent enough for those who just couldn't wait for Damon and Greengrass to come back for a fourth.  A bit too talky for much of its running time, and lacks originality.  Renner does fine, but no more Bourne movies without Damon!  *** stars.
This week on “Tweet Reviews”: Jeremy Renner steps in for Matt Damon in The Bourne Legacy Colin Farrell tries (and fails) another remake with Total Recall Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones get it on in Hope Springs Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis fight for your vote in The Campaign Bobcat Goldthwait skewers the current... Read more »

Misunderstandings on the Internet

Misunderstandings on the Internet
Dear Readers, Something came to my attention recently after I wrote a post about how my son does not want to go to college thanks to the movie Toy Story 3. Apparently, people assumed I was “just being funny.” Nothing can be further from the truth and, frankly, after seven years of blogging, it concerns... Read more »

Breaking Bad Recap - Dead Freight

Breaking Bad Recap - Dead Freight
So, I think there’s not a ton to say about last night’s Breaking Bad. There was a heist. It went off, mostly, without a hitch. I know the premise of this episode was supposed to be exciting and mesmerizing, like most heist films aspire to be. The thrill is in watching the whole thing come... Read more »
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How 'Toy Story' is Destroying a Generation of American Children

How 'Toy Story' is Destroying a Generation of American Children
My son doesn’t want to go to college and it’s all Andy’s fault. So far, Boy Child’s only real contact with the amorphous concept of “college” has been Toy Story 3. Ergo, now he thinks college is a scary place where you have to leave your family and your toys and everybody’s sad. He now... Read more »

All the Sexy Things You Can Be for Halloween

Zero calories of sexy.
We just got the buycostumes.com Halloween catalogue in the mail, and, whoa boy, are there a lot of sexy sex costumes for you to sexy wear on All Sexys’ Eve. And these are just the sexy sex costumes for the grown women! There are oodles more for your young daughter. Have your credit card ready.... Read more »

Breaking Bad Recap - 51

Breaking Bad Recap - 51
You know, there’s something wrong in the world when a man — a small business owner — attempts to provide for his family, corners the market with a superior product, makes a boatload of money, kills the scariest drug lord in all the land, and buys his kid a (much deserved) pimp mobile and all... Read more »
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