Horny Moms are the New Grizzly Moms

Horny Moms are the New Grizzly Moms

It seems like everyone in my Facebook feed is reading the 50 Shades of Grey series, which I haven't read yet, even though I probably will check it out because I like to have all the information before I fully disparage something. In case you're wondering, this review pretty much sums up all of my feelings about the 50 Shades phenomenon. Though, I will try to withhold some judgment until I read the book. Some.

Anyway, here's my impetus for this post: I was just reading the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, upon whose cover is splashed a mid-strip Channing Tatum. He's promoting his new movie, Magic Mike, which is about the life of a young actor who starts stripping to pay the bills (like Tatum himself did when he was just getting started). The movie (and the magazine) features Matthew "Alright Alright Alright" McConaughey, Joe "True Blood Werewolf" Manganiello, and Matt "I probably should be able to name something you've done" Bomer in various states of undress. So, horny moms, you might want to check out the new issue of EW, is what I'm saying.

My prediction: The Horny Moms will put down their Kindles and flood the movie theaters on June 29 when Magic Mike is released (no pun intended). It will be like Sex and the City times a million more raging hormones minus the good shoes.

Hold on to your butts, American theater goers. The Horny Moms are coming. Pun intended this time.

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