Top 10 Least Sexy "Sexy" Male Movie Characters

Fellow ChicagoNow blog, Lists That Actually Matter, posted recently about the least sexy female characters.  I was inspired to give the guys equal time.  And then some.  Because I love thinking about things that make me want to puke all afternoon.

Get ready to be sooo

One of my friends suggested Mr. Big from Sex and the City.  A tend to agree, but then I think about 94% of the guys on SATC were pretty much not sexy.  Especially gross Richard and too pretty Smith.  

Who really doesn't float your boat?


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  • A big thank you for saying Robert Pattinson is not sexy. He is like a lame wet blanket. How about anything featuring Kevin Costner?

  • In reply to erago:

    Kevin Costner came to mind, but nothing in his oeuvre really stuck out to me as "grossly unsexy." Dances with Wolves, perhaps?

    Also, I'm not so much against R-Patts as I am against the awful character of Edward Cullen. To me he will always be Cedric Diggory, RIP. And that's worth a lot. :)

  • In reply to Magistra:

    I guess his acting is enough to ruin the whole picture for me.
    Bob is just not my type, I guess. I am much more an "anyone from 300" kind of gal. ;)

  • In reply to erago:

    "anyone from 300" kind of gal....

    Wait...even Ephialtes, the hunchback that couldn't lift his shield higher than Gary Coleman?

    As a straight dude, I admit I enjoyed the film, especially watching the Queen.....she was ready to go like a ripe yellow Chiquita banana at a Starbucks counter.

  • In reply to gwill:

    You are cracking me up, gwill. I would have to say I would pass on Ephialtes. Yes, the queen was pretty smoking hot, too!

  • In reply to gwill:

    Great list! I think you may have forgotten nick cage in any movie involving his hair.

  • In reply to DanTello:

    I think it is possible to have a relationship with Nick Cage's hair without Nick Cage.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    All of your recommendations are perfectly nauseating. Thank you :)

  • In reply to DanTello:

    What, no Dice Clay in Adventures of Ford Fairlane?

    Dice made the Jersey Shore dweebs look like amateurs. Little league Guidos.

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