American Idol Results: That Don't Impress Me Much

Last night's Idol was pretty much a perfect illustration of everything that is wrong with the season so far.  And I'm not even talking about who got kicked off.  I would've rather seen two people go home instead of her (I'm looking at you, Big Mike and Walking Fetus Aaron Kelly), but Siobhan has been one disappointment after another.

Here's my rather angry recap:

Oh, Idol.  Everything about this episode is why people are hating on you this season and why people are flocking away from the show in droves.  This episode highlighted absolutely everything that is wrong with American Idol this season. 

Here we go:

1.     We members of the American Idol faithful do not tune in to the results shows to hear random musical acts flub their ways through live performances.  We tune in to see results carnage.  Sometimes we tune in to see former Idols pop up.  We used to show up to see the Ford Music Videos, but now those are as lame as the lead singer of Rascal Flatts.

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  • Jules - this is probably the funniest thing you've ever written. Best Idol Recap Of All Time.

  • I agree. This was a very funny post; angry but funny.

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