National Tell a Joke Day: The 3 funniest jokes of all time

Friday is National Tell a Joke Day. (I'm not sure who comes up with these things, but you can check out all of the crazy "holidays" at Holiday Insights.)

So, to celebrate it, I went to and pressed the random button a few times. And all the jokes were terrible. Terrible. So, instead, I looked up "funniest jokes of all time." And, strangely enough, it turns out researchers had already asked this very question. And the Daily Mail had written a story about it. Below are the three best the researchers came up. To see the other 47, visit the story.

Without further ado, the top 3:

No. 3. 'Dyslexic man walks into a bra...'

No. 2. 'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'

No. 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

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