Category: Cubs

Don't miss the point on the 2012 Cubs

Thoughts from the Ass End of Night: So I’m up early on a Sunday morning, as ordered by the powers that be at my place of occupation. The good news is that for once, there is nothing to fear, everything is going well.  However, I’m up and must remain so in case the planned implementation... Read more »

More thoughts on the Start of the Reconstruction

More thoughts on the Start of the Reconstruction
I have watched more Cubs baseball this week than I have all season.  I totally understand this brands me as a sick, twisted individual who apparently has no life and no appreciation for quality.  The first of two reasons why I have watched the Cubs this week is because I figured they would win these... Read more »

Third base for the Cubs - ugh!

Third base for the Cubs - ugh!
Hey!!  Lookee what I found? It’s the gaping black hole next to third base at Wrigley Field! Legend has it that Ron Santo himself cursed the Cubs when he was traded to the Hated White Sux, and used the dark powers that held him together throughout all his years with Diabetes to create the deep,... Read more »
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Castro got paid - is this wise?

Castro got paid - is this wise?
Item #6 on Theo’s Checklist For World Domination: – follow existing players – cut the ones that suck, sign the ones that don’t to club-friendly extensions Starlin Castro got paid today.  I don’t just mean paid, like what he usually gets on the first and fifteenth.  I mean Paid like a bawss.  So now that... Read more »

I'm kinda proud of you all, Cubs fans

Well, they finally did it.  House has been cleaned.  There are still some Mathers and Sorianos lying about, and I still can’t imagine what the hell a “stress reaction” is in Garza’s elbow – probably is a new word for “pain”.  I believe the extra effort they had to put in on the Dempster deal... Read more »

Meet your new 2012 Cubs "long man" - Mr. Ryan Dempster

Meet your new 2012 Cubs "long man" - Mr. Ryan Dempster
Well, we were all fooled!  Normally I pride myself on being able to see through the hype (see Sosa, Sammy) and see what a pile of crap most players are.  Dempster was good, really good, at selling us on his warm-and-fuzzy facade.  He runs up mountains!  He is a super dad!  He does horrifically bad... Read more »
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Ron Santo was part of something truly special

Ron Santo was part of something truly special
I saw Ron Santo play. Granted, I was too young and ignorant about the ways of baseball to be truly subjective.  Some may argue that is still the case.  Some can bite me. I was five in 1969, which means I was all of nine when he was traded to the Sox.  It would be... Read more »

The Cubs need to win trades more than games at this point

The Cubs need to win trades more than games at this point
If anyone still had any doubt whether or not to trade Matt Garza, or sign him to a long term deal, look no further than the first inning last night. The two homers he gave up sucked, sure.  But it was the thick-headed taffypull he had with that Francisco guy that should seal the deal... Read more »

Happy Anthony Rizzo Day!

Happy Anthony Rizzo Day!
It’s a special occasion, like a birthday.  Or Christmas.  Or the Easter Bunny day.  Or a toof-fell-out day. (Does not apply below Interstate 80, or in other areas where Mountain Dew is sold.  Or Cheerwine.  That stuff is simply dental suicide). Lou Gehrig Anthony Rizzo, the Future of the Chicago Cubs, is here at long last. ... Read more »
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Cubs: it's not the losing as much as it is who's doing the losing

Dunno about you, but I find it to be a very bewildering time to be a Cub fan. As far as the whole “Ricketts Family puts hand out for public aid in a city run by Obama’s ex-chief of staff at the same time Pappy Joe decides to finance a Super PAC with the sole... Read more »