The Cubs are an above-.500 team!*
* - when looking only at games started by members of the Opening Day rotation.
The Cubs are 3-12 in games started by Casey Coleman, James Russell, or Doug Davis. Furthermore, they're 3-5 in Coleman's starts; extrapolate as you will.
Take those fifteen games out of the Cubs overall record, and you've got an 18-14 club.
As it stands, the team's starting pitching ERA is 5.60, worst in the majors by far. (The Reds are 2nd-worst at 4.95; the Royals are next at 4.80).
That's all for today! Go Cubs!