Archive for May 2017

Do I bug you?

As I was waiting for the Orkin man to show up today during his two hour window (at least it wasn’t the four hour one that the cable companies like to award us with for being loyal customers) the always enlightening Kelly Ripa (my all time girl crush wanna be bff friends with btw) and... Read more »

Goals. Slay em.

Couples Goals!  Mom Goals!  She’s goals!  Body Goals!  They’re goals! I was hearing about these goals over and over and over again.  For pretty much the past year.  From the mouths of my teens. One night I finally said to them, “Me and Carl (my boytoy) are couples goals right?” Loud laughter.  “NO mom!  You... Read more »