Woody Allen why wood you?

Okay Okay.. so it's been 14 or so years since Woody Allen married his not adopted by him daughter, and I think they have children and  are still together....   it's old news.  I know this.   How many of us have a problem with him receiving an award at the Golden Globes last night?  It's so odd to me that he is adored by so many women in Hollywood.  Many of them mothers.

Alot of us are saying Woody is gross, he's sick.. it's morally wrong, he's weird, what a perv... yadda yadda yadda.  Alot of us, but not Hollywood.  I understand that moonshine or whatever her name is was 27 when she married the old fart, but come on, can we really believe there was nothing going on?

And okay, even if nothing WAS going on when she was younger, how can people just overlook the wrongness of this whole situation?  Mia was her MOM!  Not by birth, but she was her MOM!  You would think Woody would have enough respect for the foundation of that relationship  to at least  go find any other girl (out of the MILLIONS of girls in the world) to love.

I heard someone on a talk show today say that it's not right to take away from his award by bringing all this up again.  It makes me wonder... is it because he's such a little harmless looking man that people are so quick to overlook something horrible that he did?  Why do people not think it's horrible to have taken someone's daughter from them..... oh and make her HIS WIFE!

Anyway, it just really bothers me.  He bothers me.  And SOON YI bothers me.  Although I can't help but feel she is probably a victim in this, because young girls can be persuaded by powerful men, no matter how small they are.

We all have done questionable things in the past.  I have for sure.  But marrying your sort of daughter of your ex love isn't questionable, it's really really really FU*K*D up!

I can't help but wonder if this is how he got SOO Young or whatever to go out... or stay in... for that first date:

"  Hi little SLEEPER.  It's me. Daddy Woody.  This might sound BANANAS but I can teach you EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK.  Not EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU... but I will.   Sure, YOU  WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER  but will he take you TO ROME WITH LOVE?   I'm gonna show you the SWEET AND LOWDOWN, you know, because I'm a big CELEBRITY and I can give you a HOLLYWOOD ENDING."

 

**I think I just blew my chance of being in the next big Woody Allen movie...   damn.***

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