Carrie Underwood had the right idea when she sang, "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive"
Tigers wife went after him with a golf club. And his wallet took a beating too!
Lorena Bobbit... well.. bit it!
There is a saying about THIS for a REASON mister... "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"!
See.. you shouldn't be surprised that if you CHEAT and the woman you cheated on finds out... you are gonna pay .Somehow. Some way. She will get crazy mad jealous for awhile... and get it all out of her system.... and then she will cry. And probably because women seem to be glutens for punishment.. she will forgive. NEVER forget.. but forgive.
So if you don't want anything bad to happen to your person. or you stuff.. don't cheat. IF YOU WANT something else.. do the right thing. GET out of what you are in before you start dipping in somewhere else.
Because to be honest.. and I think most women will agree... if I wanted to sleep with a bunch of women.. I don't need you to be the middle man. I will do it myself.!!
And remember, you shouldn't be shocked if your significant other becomes a white liar too! What's good for the goose......
Now, go have yourself a wonderful Valentines Day weekend. And BE GOOD!
***NOTE: this goes for you too LADIES!! *** I have seen Maury and know that woman aren't angels either... "You ARE NOT the baby daddy"...
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