hairnet anyone?

I have reached the point.

The point at which I humble myself for money.

Yes. I am talking about.. wearing a hairnet.

As if it isn't bad enough that they want me to wear steel toed shoes.

As if it isn't bad enough that they want me to wear goggles.

As if it isn't bad enough that I have to wear "freezer gear".

As if it isn't bad enough that they want me to wear a hard hat.

It isn't bad enough.  But the hairnet IS.   I just kept thinking the whole time I was in training.. why did I even bother to wash my mane?  To curl my mane?  To brush my mane?

Now I know.  I don't need to .  I can basically jump out of bed.. put on my hairnet and go.  This is pretty much what I did during my 10 years as a stay at home mom.  Except I didn't have a hairnet.  Just a scrunchie.

Im so depressed.

Maybe this will inspire me to come up with designer hairnets.  Probably not.  There is no way to make these cute, adorable or sexy.

So for the next 2 days...   I won't be any of those things.

But I will be working.  And as a single hungry mom..  thats the important thing.

Okay.. who am I kidding?  I almost think I would rather stand in the soup line than  wear this thing.     ALMOST.

Thank God I plucked my mustache or I would have to wear a beard net too!  Yes. those do exist.  I've seen them.

I am so lucky they haven't invented the bushnet....

 

***I do not think I am too good for a job requiring a hairnet...  its just that.. well.. my hair is!***

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