Barbara Walter's Fascination

I am so disappointed in Barbara Walters. And I KNOW I am not alone. THE MOST FASCINATING PERSON OF THE YEAR…… really????   Really?   I may not understand the word fascinating.  That has to be it. I sat last night wating excitedly for the #1 spot to be revealed in the annual Barbara Walters special.  (Yeah,... Read more »

Thanksgiving Tips for the unprepared

4 more days people.  Just 4 more days. Have you been out buying your sticks of butter and your cans of sweet potatoes?  Or are you going to wait til Wednesday  night at 5:30 like most everyone else?  Either way, I hope you all have your recipes ready and your sanity close by… along with... Read more »

There is nothing wrong with Kim K and her bootie

I was in the car the other day when I heard about Kim K’s bootie, once again.  My 12 year old was with me.  There were all sorts of females absolutely LIVID about Kim K. and her ability to make a living doing “nothing” calling in to complain to the radio personalities. Here’s the deal. ... Read more »

I want monogamy. Do you?

Monogamy. Such a simple idea.  Or is it? What is so hard about the idea of getting naked with one person at a time?  Especially if you have great chemistry, really enjoy everything about each other, and can’t keep from texting and flirting all the time?   Is it really healthy to chose the other route? ... Read more »

Summer Vacation Funner Vacation...

Well…. I guess it’s here.  The end of summer.  Oh sure, it feels like a sauna and my hair has been frizzy for two weeks now NONSTOP, my shoes could definitely use some odor eaters, my coworker has beads of sweat coming down his forehead at a pretty constant pace… but yep… according to the... Read more »

blind dates are for cat lovers

We meet at T.G.I.Friday’s.  He pulls up in a green gremlin. Gets out of the car, wearing of course a CAT SWEATER.   And brown sandals with black socks.   He orders one of those big drinks with 6 straws that you are supposed to share with… well… I am assuming… 5 other people.  He tells... Read more »

Men are from Mars

I was showing my girls how to find Venus and Mars in the early night sky last night. I was also looking for signs of life, because as we all know MEN ARE FROM MARS and we are from Venus. It is apparent in our everyday conversations between the sexes.  For some reason, they don’t... Read more »

Dirty texting can wait!

People think they can text anything they want.  And I am talking ANYTHING! I am guilty of this. I have been mad and texted someone something that I regretted a few hours down the road.  Or texted my undying love for someone only to be silenced by their lack of responsiveness.  There is nothing worse... Read more »

Women love the cocky ones don't we!

“Women love a man with confidence”. Do we?  Of course.  And it seems we also love a douchebag who walks around thinking he is king of our worlds. I am going to share something (surprise surprise) that I have been dealing with.  In the hopes that it may help me, and maybe some other penis... Read more »

Would you let a gay person in your home?

“Would you let a gay person in your home?” Wow.  When a friend of mine asked that question, I was shocked.  Deep down appalled.  Was this person for real?  I just laughed and blew it off.  And said “Of course”. I have come so far in my life.  I started out in a family that... Read more »