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Trump Staffs Up: Top 10 new employee perks

Like a Trump resort or construction site, the Trump Administration is desperate to lure more temporary workers to the White House. So today, President Trump announced 10 new hiring initiatives to significantly reduce job requirements and increase benefits...

Louis C.K.’s D.K. claims sexual abuse too

At an explosive news conference today, Louis C.K.’s penis detailed decades of abuse at the hands of the disgraced comic, ranging from forced participation in C.K.’s many perversions...

10 Russia-gate alibis NOT used by Congressman Devin Nunes

This afternoon, House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA) is reeling from the leaking of the following list...
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Presidential Endorsement: Chemotherapy

Editor’s note: Like any newspaper, The FluffingtonPost maintains a board of aging “wise men” (and one woman) who pontificate with glib certainty on issues of the day. Here is their 2016 presidential endorsement:...

Woozy Hillary Clinton demands NFL review of concussion protocols

On the NFL’s opening weekend, Hillary Clinton left a Sept. 11 memorial dizzy with concern over whether the NFL is doing everything...

Trump lawyer bellows angry clarification of Trump’s statement of regret

The morning after Donald Trump received positive coverage for the vaguest expression of regret, Trump attorney Michael D. Cohen quickly issued a combative clarification...
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Trump may quit campaign to spend less time with family

Exasperated by his children’s inability to effectively re-express his most controversial comments, Donald Trump has begun distancing from them...

WikiLeaks Bombshell: DNC Banned Edible Arrangements for Bernie

According to damning WikiLeaked emails, Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz banned sending any Edible Arrangements to the Bernie Sanders campaign...

Trump seizes “GOP Mantle of Power,” transforms into Marvel supervillain

Capping a four-day GOP convention devoted to the theme “Arrested Development,” Donald Trump slowly rode a lightning bolt down to the arena floor...
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Melania Trump makes Michelle’s speech great again

Donald Trump – who stole his “Make America Great Again” slogan from Ronald Reagan and his gauche style from every nouveau-riche movie gangster – staunchly defended his wife today...