Tag: Entertainment

5 Jokes: Straight off my Bucket List

1) Witness a Mexican stand-off, involving actual Mexicans...

10 Jokes for Week 1 of the Olympics

1.) How’s your Olympics going?… on a scale from “bad” up to “Yeay! My favorite Olympian tested just under 4 times normal testosterone levels and can compete!”...

5 Reflections after 127½ Hours Trapped in the Wild

FluffingtonPost film reviewer Chad “Chad” Elkington returned Sunday from a solo wilderness trip re-experiencing film locations from the movie 127 Hours. Planned as a typical yuppie copy-cat adventure, it turned harrowing when he lost his GPS tracker...
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The Bachelorette: Top 10 Thoughts before the Final Rose

Ahead of Sunday’s Bachelorette finale, here are 10 Nobel Prize-worthy thoughts. And let’s hope Emily Maynard finds love during Sunday’s 3-hour finale. If America’s most adored high school graduate can’t find love, what chance do educated women saddled with college loans have...

Might Voters Forgive Jesse Jackson Jr. if he’s Bruce Wayne?

The secrecy surrounding Jesse Jackson Jr.’s bizarre disappearance is without parallel – except in superhero comics. So what’s the chance Junior is actually recuperating from crime-fighting injuries? Judge for yourself using...

Right Up Rahm’s Alley: 10 Bang-up Gang Ideas

On Monday’s CBS Evening News, Mayor Rahm Emanuel said if Chicago gangbangers had stronger values then they would only shoot at each other in alleys (see video here). As curious as this theory is, here are our Top 10 ideas to help Rahm lure gangbangers back into the city’s dark alleys...
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Developing Story: 5 Jokes about Breaking News

1.) As part of making Chicago more immigrant friendly, Mayor Emanuel has named the Chicago River a sanctuary waterway for Asian carp. He also formally apologized for the past use of electrified detention fences...

5 Jokes: Andy Murray, JoePa & Formula One

1.) U.K. officials see Andy Murray’s crying jag after Wimbeldon loss as Waterloo for Scottish independence – or at least its humbling Divine Brown moment. ...

Top 10 Ways to boost profits at Taste of Chicago

Chicago remains stuck in a financial quagmire and is daily “innovating” new revenue sources – from fining stoners to licensing unsanitary food carts in high-murder neighborhoods. With the Taste of Chicago opening this Wednesday, here are 10 ways to boost revenue during the food fest:...
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5 Jokes about Obama, Katie Holmes & Fox News

1.) Obama must hate Mondays. With each elimination on The Glass House, he can only shake his head and say, “There goes another unskilled worker this economy can’t absorb.”   ...