Pearl Jam – those slacker darlings of progressives everywhere – will bring their emotive show to the Top 1% masses when they play Wrigley Field on July 19. The concert is expected to be Chicago’s priciest show, with seats ranging from $180 to $2,400.
However tickets will include Cubs reliever Carlos Marmol as the opening act. (Note: not even a band of socialists is comfortable letting him close.) But don’t hate on Pearl Jam for the steep ticket prices. Here’s exactly how an average $1,300 ticket gets divvied up:
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SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, whose personal lottery ticket motto is "You can’t lose if you don’t play."
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