Has Cialis left serious time on your hands? 10 enduring tips

For those taking Cialis or Viagra, the warning label’s clear. If an erection lasts four hours or more, seek immediate medical attention. But less clear – maddeningly – is what to do if it’s been just three hours? So before surfing WebMD and freaking over references to permanent blindness, here are 10 alternatives for killing that hour before heading to the E.R.

10. See what all your Dockers look like without pleats.

9. Try counteracting the drug by watching any Nicholas Sparks movie
    on demand

8. Backlight yourself and imitate Errol Flynn’s swashbuckling shadow

7. Self-plow a farmer’s field

6. Win eternal tattoo bragging rights as first on block to
    get a full pecker sleeve

5. Test hands-free texting dexterity

4. Spin kid-like on your knees and see if you pass out by
    the 10th revolution

3. Improvise Act I of new one-man meat-puppet play
    starring “Lord Balderdash”

2. Take naked pictures (in case ever elected to Congress)

1. Head to the E.R. early. They have very large waiting rooms for a reason

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