10.) No. 8 — Not much to say about this number. Almost didn’t make the list.
9.) No. 5 — In the high-flying, high-fiving ’80s, no number was more celebrated and fell further. Don’t expect a comeback unless fist-bumps are found to cause carpal tunnel.
8.) No. 4 — Not gold, silver or bronze. Best you can say: half as boring
7.) No. 2 — As they told me at my GED reunion, if you’re not first, then you’re not even valedictorian to a bunch of idiots.
6.) No. 9 — Match it with a “6” and watch the premium-cable fireworks fly. But as a solo act, I just don’t get it?
5.) No. 6 — The only number with a pot belly, but thanks to fun “Joy of Six” puns, that extra heft seems kinda cute.
4.) No. 7 — The luckiest number? My brain says bull—, but my heart screams “Who’s that guy’s press agent!?”
3.) No. 10 — Without you, no Base 10 numbering system. Respect.
2.) No. 3 — I’ve always had a soft spot for prime numbers, and not even a Mormon (or “especially not” a Mormon?) would hate on the eponym of the threesome.
1.) No. 1 — Okay, I’m going a bit on reputation here. It tops everyone’s list, but as they say, 1.3 billion in a No. 2 country like China can’t be wrong.
SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who wonders if Mitt Romney considers stay-at-home moms like his wife to be members of the 47% or honorary non-tax-paying 53 percenters.
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