10 best Top Ten numbers of all time

10.) No. 8 — Not much to say about this number. Almost didn’t make the list.

9.) No. 5 — In the high-flying, high-fiving ’80s, no number was more celebrated and fell further. Don’t expect a comeback unless fist-bumps are found to cause carpal tunnel.

8.) No. 4 — Not gold, silver or bronze. Best you can say: half as boring
as “8.”

7.) No. 2 — As they told me at my GED reunion, if you’re not first, then you’re not even valedictorian to a bunch of idiots.

6.) No. 9 — Match it with a “6” and watch the premium-cable fireworks fly. But as a solo act, I just don’t get it?

5.) No. 6 — The only number with a pot belly, but thanks to fun “Joy of Six” puns, that extra heft seems kinda cute.

4.) No. 7 — The luckiest number? My brain says bull—, but my heart screams “Who’s that guy’s press agent!?”

3.) No. 10 — Without you, no Base 10 numbering system. Respect.

2.) No. 3 — I’ve always had a soft spot for prime numbers, and not even a Mormon (or “especially not” a Mormon?) would hate on the eponym of the threesome.

1.) No. 1 — Okay, I’m going a bit on reputation here. It tops everyone’s list, but as they say, 1.3 billion in a No. 2 country like China can’t be wrong.

SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who wonders if Mitt Romney considers stay-at-home moms like his wife to be members of the 47% or honorary non-tax-paying 53 percenters.

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