Archive for September 2012

The Week That Was – in Jokes

1.) Bill Clinton crowns Colombian-born Sofia Vergara winner of his annual Clinton Global Initiative beauty pageant...

Attack by plagiarists puts Mitt Romney on defensive

CNN commentator and admitted plagiarist Fareed Zakaria today attacked Mitt Romney for lacking fresh ideas. Zakaria is the latest in a long line of plagiarists to lodge this same exact criticism against the Republican presidential candidate...

Top 10 Silver Linings to Chicago Teachers’ Strike

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Mitt Romney blames 47% of his problems on Obama class warfare

Following Mother Jones Magazine’s release of his secretly taped remarks, Mitt Romney called a news conference Tuesday to blame class warfare by the Obama Campaign for forcing him to divide the American electorate into simplistic classes of victims and victimizers...

Mitt Romney Proposes ‘The Million Millionaires March’

Countering criticism that his campaign lacks specific proposals, Mitt Romney today unveiled an ambitious plan to establish the first-ever “Million Millionaires March.”...

Watch out: 10 Funny Predictions for Fall TV Season

1.) Betty White endorses new plasma screen for seniors that turns on in snooze mode and dispenses real plasma...
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Presidential Endorsement: Is Obama v. Romney our only choice?

Editor’s note: Like any newspaper, The FluffingtonPost maintains a board of aging “wise men” (and one female) who pontificate with glib certainty on issues of the day. Here is their presidential endorsement:...

Only H.S. student councils fascinated by sophomoric presidential election

In a presidential campaign devoid of new ideas and voter enthusiasm, national polls show that high school student councils are the only demographic riveted by the contest...
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