Might Voters Forgive Jesse Jackson Jr. if he’s Bruce Wayne?

The secrecy surrounding Jesse Jackson Jr.’s bizarre disappearance is without parallel – except in superhero comics. So what’s the chance Junior is actually recuperating from crime-fighting injuries? Judge for yourself using this checklist of symptoms for “Extreme Superhero Ideation” from the Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV):

But if this doesn’t convince you, consider these photos…

Jesse Jackson Jr. wearing Batman belt
Is Jesse Jackson Jr. the real-life alter-ego of Batman?
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