5 Jokes: This Life and Last

1.) In the age of mobile devices and iPad streaming, could Socrates have finished the thought: “The unexamined life is not worth…”

2.) Nice how Mitt Romney named all his sons as differently as possible from himself. Let’s see. There’s Matt, Tagg, Taxx, Dodge and Gekko.

3.) When recently asked what animal he’d like to be reincarnated as, the Dalai Lama raised a rock-horn salute and said Axl Rose.

4.) We think the French are so peculiar for applying gender to their nouns. So how then was it decided a d-bag in English must always be masculine?

5.) A friend is meeting his girlfriend’s Greek family for 1st time and is trying to pass. Can anyone recommend a good eyebrow volumnizer?

SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who believes in a past life he probably was an immortal like Thor. Either that or a prehistoric fancy fish with fangs.

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    SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who is a comedy writer, thumb-wrestling cut man, and aspiring Futurist. Also authors the #OnThisDate Alternate Almanac on Twitter. Contact jeffwburdick@aol.com

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